oh hi, I'm Britney...
SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:
- I’M A MOM OF FIVE KIDS. I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN THEY’RE ALL FERAL
- I AM ADDICTED TO DIET MOUNTAIN DEW
- I TOLD MY HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR THAT I DIDN’T CARE WHAT I DID WHEN I GREW UP AS LONG AS I NEVER HAD TO WAKE UP BEFORE 9AM
- I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD AT THE AGE OF 34 AND THINGS I HAD STRUGGLED WITH FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE SUDDENLY MADE SENSE
- I HAVE A TATTOO OF A STACK OF BOOKS DOWN MY SPINE, AN EYE SPY SLEEVE, AND A MASSIVE MIDNIGHT GARDEN ON MY LEG
- I SWEAR. A LOT. SORRY NOT FUCKING SORRY
- I HAVE NEVER, EVER WORKED A CORPORATE JOB AND IF I CAN HELP IT I NEVER WILL
- I’M OBSESSED WITH GOALS
- I’M ALSO OBSESSED WITH OLIVE GREEN
