oh hi, I'm Britney...
Oh hi, I’m Britney…
…and here are some fun facts about me that should be fairly indicative of who you’re dealing with. May the odds be ever in your favor.
- I’M A MOM OF FIVE KIDS. I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN THEY’RE ALL FERAL.
- I HAVE BEEN TO 26 COUNTRIES BUT ONLY 19 STATES
- I AM ADDICTED TO DIET MOUNTAIN DEW
- I TOLD MY HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR THAT I DIDN’T CARE WHAT I DID WHEN I GREW UP AS LONG AS I NEVER HAD TO WAKE UP BEFORE 9AM
- I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD AT THE AGE OF 34 AND THINGS I HAD STRUGGLED WITH FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE SUDDENLY MADE SENSE
- I HAVE A TATTOO OF A STACK OF BOOKS DOWN MY SPINE, AN EYE SPY SLEEVE, AND A MASSIVE MIDNIGHT GARDEN ON MY LEG.
- I SWEAR. A LOT. SORRY NOT SORRY.
- I HAVE NEVER, EVER WORKED A CORPORATE JOB AND IF I CAN HELP IT I NEVER WILL
- I’M OBSESSED WITH GOALS
- I’M ALSO OBSESSED WITH OLIVE GREEN
At the start of 2020, I was a successful full-time professional photographer and through a series of really weird events, pandemics, life changes, and joining TikTok (do NOT knock it until you try it!) I figured out that my place in the world was helping other people realize they aren’t alone. So here I am, doing the damn thing and with any luck, helping you do the damn thing too. Let’s go.
